Tuesday, September 4, 2007

I suppose I was just born a moron...

I woke up roughly ten minutes ago with an intense fear in my stomach and the certain knowledge that. Lectures and lecture halls are easily thousands of times more fufilling than sitting in an assigned seat and listening to Mrs. Boutwell try her hardest and most desparate to make Biology II interesting to a sea of juniors that truely did noy care, but If I keep blissfully sleeping away relatively expensive classes for which I have bought very expensive books, I might as well go find a job at IHOP serving pancakes to drunkards and scraping grease off of a frying pan. My first class today was Art Appreciation. I missed it gloriously. Maybe I could be a garbage man.... yeah, Vroom Vrooom.



(My secong sentence in the above paragraph is easily the longest I've written this week. Is it gramatically correct?)

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